Faerie's aire and death waltz

The composition Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz (from "A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich") by John Stump is an unpublished satirical work written and copyrighted in 1980 that is best known for, simultaneously, its humor and unplayability. The piece is most often seen hanging on the walls in music rooms and orchestral settings for the musicians amusement due to musical directions such as, "Rigatoni", "light explosives now... and... now", "insert peanuts", "Moon-walk", "release the penguins" and "Like a Dirigible".